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Deep Thoughts About Life and Friendship--This Part Is New--Check the Comments Section for a Message from Charlie Don't Surf's Guitarist Mads Bogh
posted Wednesday, 4 October 2006
Hey, here are some deep thoughts about life and friendship. Oh, OK, I confess, I got these as forwarded emails from a friend. But they're pretty good, and I needed something to post about, so you get to enjoy them too.
Life and Candy
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Blur--"Parklife" mp3 off Parklife (buy)
Tosca--"Chocolate Elvis" mp3 off Who knows? I just realized I have no idea which version this is.
Candy Bars--"Violets" mp3 off On Cutting Ti-Gers in Half and Understanding Narravation (buy)
The National--"All the Wine" mp3 off Cherry Tree EP (buy)
True Friendship=None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this--just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Pavement--"All My Friends" mp3 off Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain (buy)
Broken Social Scene--"All My Friends" mp3 off EP To Be You and Me (buy) This is not the same as the Pavement song.
Charlie, Don't Surf--"Friends of French Art" mp3 off their upcoming EP How Turkey Turned Into Being A Monster! (buy) And go here, you can have fun trying to read Danish.)
(**I actually got in here to make some changes, but hey, there's not much to change. A timeless post, if you will.**) Also, things are not looking good for the other computer. My husband says to assume the worst-case scenario. Ergh.
Life and Candy
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to
skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly
used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Blur--"Parklife" mp3 off Parklife (buy)
Tosca--"Chocolate Elvis" mp3 off Who knows? I just realized I have no idea which version this is.
Candy Bars--"Violets" mp3 off On Cutting Ti-Gers in Half and Understanding Narravation (buy)
The National--"All the Wine" mp3 off Cherry Tree EP (buy)
True Friendship=None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this--just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Pavement--"All My Friends" mp3 off Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain (buy)
Broken Social Scene--"All My Friends" mp3 off EP To Be You and Me (buy) This is not the same as the Pavement song.
Charlie, Don't Surf--"Friends of French Art" mp3 off their upcoming EP How Turkey Turned Into Being A Monster! (buy) And go here, you can have fun trying to read Danish.)
(**I actually got in here to make some changes, but hey, there's not much to change. A timeless post, if you will.**) Also, things are not looking good for the other computer. My husband says to assume the worst-case scenario. Ergh.
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Monday, 2 October 2006 6:39 pm
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