More Tales From the Gym

    You must think I'm a regular gym rat, what with all the stories I tell about the gym. What can I say, I do a lot of thinking while I'm there. I do a lot of stupid shit, too.

    Yesterday, for instance, I went into the bathroom to change before I got on the elliptical machine, looked down and realized I forgot to wear my shirt! I had on a sweatshirt, but not the sleeveless one I wear beneath it.

    Now the reason this is a problem is because I get so frigging hot when I exercise that sometimes I feel sick. I'm constantly asking them to turn the temperature down in the fitness center because it's too warm in there. Sometimes it's set at 72° F--for gawd's sake, I don't even keep my house that warm!

    I decided to stay and work out anyway and I figured if I got too warm I could just slow things down. Thankfully I was able to complete my time without passing out.

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin--"I Am Warm and Powerful" mp3 off Gwyn and Grace EP (buy--I have no idea where to buy this, sorry)

    One more short story. Remember when I told you about the smelly old dude who was creeping me out? Well, I haven't seen him a while, thank god, but I did see his polar opposite last week. I mean, this man was beautiful. Absolutely gorgeous. When he walked in front of my machine I just stopped and stared. I know it was probably rude but it was like seeing a rare and beautiful bird land right in front of you. I had to watch. Of course, I haven't seen him again, either. Odds are I'll see the creepy dude again before I see him, but if I go often enough, I can still hope . . . (insert wink emoticon here).

Flight of the Conchords--"Beautiful Girl (live)" mp3 (buy their EP The Distant Future) Just substitute "boy" for "girl" when you listen.

tags: flight of the conchords  someone still loves you  boris yeltsin  

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